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Amusing

I find certain things amusing beyond all belief. One of these things is "midgets." Another one is my desktop calendar. It is a "stress buster" calendar. For Wednesday June 27^th I was greeted by this funny as hell advice. 
Note:  My comments are in red.

One-Minute Stress Break at Work.

Run up and down a flight of stairs.
Sure, your colleagues will think you are crazy…just running in circles…"the job got the best of him."

Close your eyes and prop your feet up on your desk.
Um…sleep?  A sure way to get fired. No job = less stress I guess.

Take your shoes off and give your feet a massage (in a private office of course).
Come on, who the hell has a private office in this world of cubes?

Scream in an empty elevator (between floors).
And ask your colleges to refer to you as Psycho.

Enjoy thumbing through a favorite cartoon book.
Cause we're 12?  Or maybe a Japanese anime freak? Either way you loose.

Stretch.
Could you be any more vague?

Eat a piece of fruit and really focus on the texture and taste of it.
In other words, go down on your banana. Yeah, that's cool?

As you can see, not the best advice.

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